Layoffs in Portland
I went to a rally on the steps of City Hall, organized by Portland's firefighters. Nine of them are being laid off because their union wouldn't accept a one-year wage freeze. The two good-looking specimens of manhood at the left were at the event. I just had to capture them with my camera. Can't blame me, can you? I really like those macho types. There's nothing better than a manly man. Androgyny leaves me cold. Give me a bruiser any day!
It was a well-attended rally, with the general president of the International Association of Fire Fighters in Washington, D.C., as one of the main speakers.
I was standing next to a good friend of mine of the male persuasion, and was impressed and fascinated by the passion exhibited by this union leader. Passion is a good thing! And it's not something I run across too often in Maine. I turned to my friend and said "I bet he's good in bed."
My buddy said "You think odd."
Huh?
I don't see anything odd about that. Passion at a rally should be able to be converted to a bedroom. I'm still pondering that statement about my odd thinking.
How's This for Odd Thinking?
See the creamer. It has a specific job to do. Pouring. This one works as it should. It doesn't drip after the milk is poured from it. Isn't that a good thing? I think so.
But after all, we've learned that I think odd, so perhaps we shouldn't give too much credence to my thoughts. But that won't stop me; no, sir, it won't, because this is an issue that annoys me. I could even become passionate about this subject, but that's because I'm a passionate artist. And that's a very good thing.
Someone should give a course to potters on the purpose of creamers and spouts. That purpose is not to have milk dribbling down the front or side while it is in use.
Thank goodness I only break these ceramic items about every 10 or 12 years. I have learned, however, when purchasing a new creamer that the most important attribute is the ability to pour driplessly. So now, on those rare occasions when I have to replace one that I've just carelessly knocked to the floor and smashed, as happened Memorial Day weekend as I was removing some things from the refrigerator that I was bringing to a barbecue I was about to attend, I have the person in the shop where I'm making the purchase fill the aforesaid vessel with water and demonstrate its ability to pour without dripping.
Those people who are requested to perform this task, probably say to themselves: "She thinks odd!" But they comply with my wishes, hoping to make a sale, thus enabling me to choose the proper creamer to bring home and hopefully to use for the next 10 years of coffee drinking. It's sort of sad that I usually can't choose the one I consider to be the most beautiful because of the fact that it doesn't work.
When I bought the creamer in the photo above, early in June, I went to a shop that handles work created by Maine potters. It's a store that has many lovely objects.
I told the woman behind the counter what I was looking for. She was very pleasant and helpful, and mentioned that she was a potter and her work was exhibited in the store. I said "I may as well buy one of your pieces then." I chose an attractive creamer of hers from several that she had on display. There was a problem though. When she did the pouring test, her creamer failed—big-time.
She then went into a detailed explanation of why the water dripped, saying that if the spout is formed in a certain manner this wouldn't happen and the problem would be solved. So—if you're a potter, making creamers that are supposed to be functional items, and you're aware of what the problem is but you don't resolve it, what on earth are you thinking?
To me, that's "thinking odd." I'm quite pleased with the creamer I left the store with on that day in early June. It does its job well. That's what it's all about, after all.
Someone Who Really Thinks Odd!
I subscribe to The New Yorker magazine because I have always enjoyed their cartoons. I don't like to place too much pressure on myself, therefore I don't. I get this magazine only for the cartoons. If I want to read some articles in a particular issue, I do so, but I never feel compelled to. I also don't want to have a huge pile of these magazines taking up space in my home, so I recycle them by passing them along to friends who live nearby.
I normally don't pay attention to all of the small ads appearing in the magazine, and that's why I hadn't noticed one placed by The Soul Storage Company at www.storeyoursoul.com.
Here's what it said in this add: "Is your soul weighing you down? Store it! In a painless outpatient procedure, Dr. David Flintstein can extract and store your soul in our state-of-the-art cold souls storage facility.
I never would have seen this ad if it weren't for friends who hosted a dinner party a week ago and pointed it out to me when I arrived.
I was asked which ad on the page might look like a joke. After a very cursory glance, I pointed to the soul storage advertisement.
I was then told that this was a legitimate Web site, that my friends had indeed researched it, and although no prices were given for storing souls, it had lots of other information about the process. My friends were believers that this was an actual business for storing souls.
If that were the case, someone would be raking in a lot of moola from idiots and fools, and I would think the government would be after those folks, ready to lock them in some federal clinker.
I was not going to be hooked into this concept that easily. The next morning I started looking things up on the Internet and discovered that these ads are actually for a movie called Cold Storage, starring Paul Giamatti playing a man named Paul Giamatti. This site will take you to a clip from that film.
Here's a photo of the soul extractor.
Pretty nifty, isn't it? Of course I have no desire to spend the rest of my life without my soul intact. And it seems as though any extraction would be painful. Ouch!
And so I must say at this point, that anyone who sees any of these New Yorker ads and believes that they are true is someone who thinks odd. It seems as though the movie might be pretty funny though, and its opening on August 7 "in select cities."


















