March 12, 2008

The Latest Addiction: Cell-Phone Mania

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Officer Kent Porter received a call last fall, late in the afternoon, about two teenagers who had stolen DVDs at Guitar Grave, in Portland's downtown area. Porter was met by the store’s owner who said he’d chased one of the thieves down Elm Street and then lost him near Portland High School.

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During the chase the youth dropped his cell phone, which was turned over to the officer.

After Porter saw a number for "Mom," he dialed it, got her name and address, and was told her son wasn’t home yet. Now that's making good use of a cell phone. I approve of that!

Police were waiting to arrest the teenage thief upon his arrival. And speaking of Officer Kent Porter, what a name! Whenever I hear it, I always think he should go to Hollywood with that moniker.

What! You Don't Have a Cell Phone?

And now to get back to cell phones, lest I get too distracted. I may be the only person in Portland without a cell phone, and that would include most high school students. I don't need one! I don't have to be available to people every minute of the day. That's the purpose of an answering machine, which I do have.

How about those folks at the supermarket gabbing on their cells? What are they talking about? Whether to purchase Wonder Bread or focaccia?

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And then there are all of those people supposedly walking along together; but in so many instances, one of them is blabbing into a mouthpiece.

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I see people on cell phones walking with their children; people on cell phones walking dogs;   people on cell phones walking alone; people supposedly driving cars who are yakking on cell phones.

I do understand that cell phones have an important function today. They are certainly necessary for people who have professions where they may be called for emergencies. But I've also read that some women carrying cell phones will place themselves into potentially risky situations because they believe the phone carries such an element of safety. That isn't a good thing.

A Carnegie Mellon University study just released has shown that merely listening to a cell phone while driving impairs drivers. The study will be appear in an upcoming edition of Brain Research.

Cell phones are just everywhere. You can't escape them. There are too many cell-phone users who are also inconsiderate of everyone else around them. Restaurants are not places where you should hear ringtones going off every few minutes. There are probably a million different ringtones available, so that everyone with a cell phone can be truly unique. There should be a ban on their use in these establishments.

Geoffrey I'm sure you've come across people who have their hands free while walking down the street and talking on a phone. When you first approach them you get the impression that they're talking to themselves. But they aren't. They're probably speaking to some other nincompoop who's walking down another street spouting gibberish into a phone.

Emma5 Perhaps cell phones will be given to children at birth. Then they can fit into our manic telephone society as soon as they begin walking and talking.Timmy3

"Hello Nana!"

Cell Phones and the Hereafter

And would you believe that some people are desirous of being buried with their cell phones?

I'm not really interested in putting profanity on this site, but when someone sent me this road sign, how could I resist? It just sums it all up so well, and so succinctly.

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August 19, 2007

Around Town

Ugly How dumb do you have to be to mark up a wall with such ugliness? I guess you'd call that a rhetorical question. And here's the rhetorical answer: pretty f-----g dumb!

Graffiti is ugly—and an offense to the eyes. Here's something that was stenciled onto a bank's wall.

Bankgraffiti At least someone went to a great deal of effort to create the design for this. "No bank is safe!" from what?

Skunk!

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This was taken with a dying battery, and no other light except for the flash. You must forgive me for this poor photograph, but I don't know whether I'll be able to get a good one. I now have several skunks living in my garden, and every evening I'm going outside to be on "skunk watch," in the hopes of getting just one good picture. I'm not greedy. I only want one! Once again, I'll say—stay tuned.

I should more accurately say that I had several living in the garden. At this point there may be just one, which is more than enough for me to deal with. A few weeks ago I saw triplets come out of the tall grass together. I assume they were young animals. I don't know where Mommy was.

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This is a vast improvement, which was taken almost a week after the one above! I used a small floodlight clipped onto a chair. It is illuminated much more than the first picture, but I still have hopes of getting a better photo. It is somewhat brighter, which is a good thing.

This was a very exciting experience. I was sitting in a chair near the back steps, which is about ten feet away from where the light was focused, on a plate containing bird seed covered with honey; a dog biscuit broken in two; some carrot slices; and pieces of a snow pea. The skunk didn't touch any of that. It didn't even go over to sniff the food. So much for all of the information I researched on the Internet about what skunks like to eat. Perhaps the ones that are in captivity change their tastes if bugs aren't available. So I can dispense with the lures.

There's a positive side to waiting for a skunk to appear. They're very noisy as they waddle through the tall plants. For someone who grew up in the concrete environs of New York City, and then spent several decades living in downtown Philadelphia, it's wonderful to sit quietly in a darkened garden listening for the movement of leaves. It's my communing with Nature. When I'm in that mode, I resent every car that drives up the street. But I do live on a street with relatively little noise.

Aha! I heard a slight rustling, looked to the right, from where the sound came, and saw a big white tail. Skunk! He was making his evening foray. It was near the shed, a couple of feet from Woody's front door. I couldn't see a thing on my camera's screen, but I shot in the area where I thought an image might be captured.

And then he started heading right toward me. That skunk came right up to my foot—within two inches. I sat as still as a statue; but I wasn't going to take the chance of snapping the camera (with the flash) and frightening Skunkie. Oh, no! I do not want to be sprayed. He walked right in front of me and went to the left. Then he turned and came back the same way, once again within a couple of inches from where I was sitting. It drove me wild, not to be able to attempt to take a nice portrait shot of this beautiful animal. I restrained myself until he was closer to the light and farther away from me before letting go with the flash.

I'd read on the Internet about setting up the light. It said that if there was food that a skunk wanted, walking in the lit area wouldn't be a problem. This skunk wasn't at all interested in the vittles, but he walked under the light anyway. So that was an important thing for me to learn.

This headlamp may be a possible solution to the photography dilemma. It was given to me a few years ago, when I was reading one book after another on mountain climbing. I was quite an armchair adventurer. I must have climbed Mt. Everest more than 15 times, and with the best climbers in the world.

I'm going to wear this headlamp and forgo the floodlight. Then I'll be able to direct the light to wherever my little black-and-white friend is lurking.

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I'll keep on trying to get better pictures. It's too bad that skunks have such a bad rep. And I really just enjoy sitting quietly and waiting and listening and seeing a skunk so close. Talk about weird!

Roly-Poly Cat

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I think this cat is adorable, and I've always enjoyed cats who are willing to play roly-poly. If it lived closer to me I'm sure we'd become good friends.

A Cat Who's a Bimbo

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Opie lives across the street and she has a lovely personality; however, she is much too friendly for her own good, although she hasn't come to any harm because of this trait (thank goodness). And I think of her as a "bimbo." I'm really not being derogatory when I describe her that way. That's just how she is.

There's not too much going on upstairs, if you get my drift. I'm quite fond of Opie, but many times I have to race her to my front door. If she sees me coming, she'll try to outrun me so that she can sneak into my house with me when I open the door.

A couple of years ago I was having a new refrigerator delivered and she took that opportunity to dash right into my house, getting under the workmen's feet. I had to scoop her up and place her back outside, firmly closing the door behind her.

Many times she'll just lounge in the middle of the street. I make her move when I see her there. We used to have a mail carrier that Opie was quite fond of and she'd jump into the Jeep whenever she could. She's pleasingly plump and she has a very pretty face. I don't think anyone would mistake her for a male cat. She just looks like a girl.

How Many? As Many as It Takes!

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That's a very important question. Many women are trying to figure out the answer to that one. And there are so many frogs, so little time.

I haven't been seeing too much clothing out on the street this summer. Last year was a banner year, but summer's not over so there's still a chance I'll come across something interesting. Undies are always a big hit, especially with male readers.

Toad House

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No toads have moved into this charming home. But there's always hope. It was a Christmas present from my neighbors Bea and Michele. They always give me a little something related to frogs, since they know how fond I am of those creatures.

My pet frogs taught me to have patience with animals. I spent a lot of time watching them be still. That patience has served me well with my attempts to photograph Woody. And now the skunk will be the next animal I'll have a chance to practice on with my waiting skills. I do want just one good photograph of a skunk.

And just as an aside, I have a bat house that's been empty since I put it up 18 years ago. So if you know any bats looking for a nice home, send them this way. It's suitable for several. It's not a bachelor pad. It's in a quiet neighborhood; lots of good eating; not too much light. Maybe posting it here will do the trick. If not, I wonder if bats read Craigslist.

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Forgive Me . . . Please

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I took this on August 8, but I haven't seen him since then. He also hasn't touched the last peach I left. I must admit I'm concerned. If he wanders too far away he'll be trapped, and then taken several miles from this neighborhood. I would be heartbroken if that happens, but I'm preparing myself for the possibility. I like having my pseudo-pet in the garden.

Oh, good! He's taken a few bites from the last peach. Now I can relax. He's still around.

In the Market for a House?

Redhouse

If I were four, I'd love to have this as a little play house. But alas, I'm not the proper age. They didn't have such things when I was four, at least not in the Bronx. And I don't have a four-year-old child anymore, so I won't be buying this home.

Nice Eagle

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This was a very dramatic sight against the beautiful Maine sky. If I can't see a real eagle, I'll settle for this one.

February 25, 2007

City Hall—Philadelphia

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This is my woodcut, "City Hall," which was done in the early seventies when I lived in Philadelphia. It's the largest print I've ever done, 30 x 40 inches. I knew that people would be asking me "How long did it take to do?" so for the first time ever, I kept track of my time. It took one hundred hours to cut.

I had been asked by Captain Robert Frederick, of the Sixth Police District, to do a drawing of City Hall for him. It was because of his request that the woodcut came to life.

I spent several days sketching across the street from City Hall. I didn't intend to make such a large print but it just sort of grew, like Topsy did. I ordered a piece of cherry from Riley Lumber, and they did a magnificent job of piecing wood together; you couldn't see any seams at all. I had to use a wood with a fine grain because the lines were so fine that the wood would splinter if I'd used pine. I placed the wood block on a small table with some telephone books underneath it. That was for the height, and then I could either turn the block as I worked, or move around it while I was carving.

When you carve into the wood with a knife, in order to get a black line, you first cut in one direction and then turn the block and cut in the opposite direction. A sliver of wood will then be removed from the block in this manner. You would complete the same process on the other side of the thickness of that line to get what you're after. If you're using a gouge, you don't have to do all of that turning of the block. You're carving away all of the areas that will be white when the block is printed. And when it's printed, the drawing is reversed. If you have any lettering or numbers in a block, they must be drawn onto the wood backwards, or in "mirror writing," as I like to think of this. When I'm working on a drawing for a woodcut, I like to work on tracing paper. Then when the drawing is completed, I can just flip it over and trace the image onto the wood. When that image is printed, it will be in the same position as the original drawing.

I moved to Philadelphia in 1958. At that time there was a lot of talk about tearing down City Hall. I found it hard to believe that anyone might consider this, and it's even more incredible to think of that now. People traveled to Europe and marveled at castles hundreds of years old, but in America they were willing to tear things down and replace them with architectural cereal boxes. It was ludicrous! Thank goodness someone had some common sense and it was decided to leave City Hall as it was, but to clean it up. What a concept!

Philadelphia's City Hall is smack in the center of two major intersections; Broad Street and Market Street. It was an annoyance for people to have to drive around the building. Many thought that an intersection would be better without a building standing in its center.

This fantastic building was designed by John McArthur, Jr. It took thirty years to build it after construction was begun in 1871. City Hall is the tallest masonry structure in the world without a steel frame. The solid granite first floor is twenty-two feet thick in places. It also can boast having a thirty-seven-foot bronze statue weighting more than 53,000 pounds, which makes it the tallest statue on any building in the world; that's the sculpture of William Penn, designed by Alexander Milne Calder. Calder designed over two hundred statues for City Hall, and with his staff of assistants spent twenty years creating these works of art. The sculpture represents seasons and continents, allegorical figures, and heads and masks.

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(Photograph by Jeffrey M. Vinocur)

For many years a gentlemen's agreement existed between planners and developers not to have any building's height exceed the top of William Penn's hat; however, in the mid-1980s this ended when Willard G. Rouse III decided to build One Liberty Place and was allowed to do so. The lure of new jobs and tax revenues broke the height barrier that had existed for such a long time. That began the era of skyscrapers and "canyon" streets in Philadelphia.

I always felt that Philadelphia had an inferiority complex because it was so close to New York City. It's a shame, because you cannot compete with New York, but you can certainly maintain your own character and dictinctive qualities as a city. Now that Philadelphia has lost its manufacturing capabilities and has marketed itself as a tourist destination, a lot of that aspect of the city's psyche may have disappeared.

Alexander Stirling Calder, the son of the man who designed the statues for City Hall, and the father of Alexander (Sandy) Calder, famed for his mobiles and stabiles, was also a sculptor whose work adds elegance and beauty to the city's parks and parkways.

I had a strong connection to City Hall. In February of 1971, I served on an indicting grand jury that met there for one month. Each Friday we would visit the various components of the criminal justice system. We toured police headquarters, getting an overview of everything in that building, including the labs and the holding cells in the basement.

We went to the Youth Study Center, which was a juvenile holding facility and also visited Holmesburg Prison, where we were allowed to go into a cell block wing. Holmesburg is a menacing looking structure in Northeast Philadelphia, along the Delaware River. It has a very thick, high stone wall surrounding the stone building. It's gray, gray, gray. The doors of the cells were unlocked, something that I'm certain wouldn't happen these days. But that was before hostage taking became popular. We also visited the Women's Detention Center, where we had lunch.

City Hall also had a holding facility on the top floor; the seventh-floor cell block. That's where prisoners who were on trial waited to be called down to the various courtrooms of City Hall. Each morning the sheriffs' vans would drive into the City Hall courtyard and park in the center. The prisoners would then be escorted inside and taken up in an elevator to the seventh floor cells. When the grand jury went up there we were disgusted at the horrendous conditions. The report that was issued at the end of our tenure contained a harsh condemnation of those conditions. We also had a photographer go up there with us and take pictures of what we saw, and we made our displeasure quite public. The cell block was totally renovated after a couple of years and now there's a new criminal justice building housing the courtrooms. It's right across the street, so it's convenient and accessible. I always get a charge out of the fact that Portland's City Hall is the place where concerts are held. Quite a difference!

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Ronald D. Castille

I met Ron Castille because of my "City Hall" woodcut. Ron is now a justice on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. I met him at Head House Square in the early 1970s, where I was exhibiting my artwork at the annual Head House Craft Fair, held each summer from mid-June to Labor Day.

It was a horrible day regarding weather; dark and dreary; pouring. It was not a day conducive to selling art outdoors, even though there was a shed roof covering the one-block-long Headhouse Shambles in the heart of Society Hill, Philadelphia's historic colonial neighborhood.

Hardly anyone had even walked by my table. It was just a matter of hoping the time would pass quickly, since the fair was open from ten in the morning until midnight Saturdays. It was going to be a very long day. Early in the afternoon a handsome young man approached my table. He was using crutches and had only one leg. He wore a large cowboy hat, jauntily perched on his head, a sight that wasn't seen too often in downtown Philly. He began asking about my woodcut of City Hall, which had attracted his attention. It was hanging on the backdrop behind my booth.

He introduced himself and said that he was an assistant district attorney in the homocide division of the DA's office. He also lived in the neighborhood. After inquiring about the price of the print, and a most pleasant chat, he said that he'd neglected to bring his checkbook with him and he didn't have enough cash on him to make the purchase. I told him that he could take the print and mail me a check, but he declined that offer. He said he'd come back later with cash. I thought that would be the last time I'd see him.

A few hours later, to my surprise, he was once again heading toward my booth. When he reached me, he said "Do you remember me?"

I bit my tongue to keep from saying: "Exactly how many men with one leg wearing a cowboy hat do you think have passed this booth today?" I was polite and just said, "Yes." That was my initial meeting with Ron Castille, who bought the print that day.

When he ran for DA in 1986, I hosted a party for him, and it was at that time I was finally able to tell him what I'd wanted to say at our first meeting when he purchased my picture. He roared. He went on to become the district attorney of Philadelphia, and then on to win his election to the State Supreme Court.

Many attorneys, judges, and a couple of mayors in Philadelphia bought that print. The present governor of Pennsylvania, Ed Rendell, owns it, purchased when he was Philadelphia's district attorney.

William J. Green III, became mayor of Philadelphia in 1980, after serving as congressman, winning that post in a special election after his father's death in December 1963. He served in Congress until 1977 and ran for mayor in 1979. Bill Green had the City Hall woodcut, and before leaving office ordered ten framed copies of the smaller version to be given as gifts to the police officers who had guarded him during his tenure in office. That was exciting for me, and was also a very nice gesture on his part to those people who had served him so well.

I have one of the large woodcuts of "City Hall" hanging in my living room, which is a constant reminder of those days. I still find it amazing to imagine how anyone with a brain could have conceived of tearing down that magnificent structure, filled with irreplaceable sculpture. Thank goodness they did one thing right in that city. They cleaned it up and have it lit at night.

August 07, 2006

An Affront to Nature

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Peaches should not look like the ones in the photograph above. If I were to do a painting of these, I'd be tempted to title it Hideosities in a Blue Bowl.

This is how peaches should look.

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It is beyond my comprehension to understand why anyone would take a beautiful shape like a peach and turn it into a smushed-looking piece of fruit, known as a donut peach.

These peaches are descendants of flat peaches of China. How they might taste is inconsequential, since I can't bear the thought of looking at them.

Case closed.