What have we here?
I never know what I'll come across when
taking a walk. That makes a jaunt around the neighborhood quite an exciting event.
I was thrilled to see this little pink snake (or perhaps worm) a block away from my home when I was returning the other day. It's made out of jiggly plastic, so that when you hold it up, its movements are very snakelike (or perhaps wormlike).
I considered this a highly successful walk because of such an unusual find. It doesn't take much to please me. I'm very easily amused. That's a good trait to have.

Look at this! A real pink worm. I found them just one week apart. I think that was really considerate, so I'd have them for this blog.
The dumbest parking sign in Portland
In case you're not able to read this sign, it says "NO PARKING HERE TO DRIVE."
And I hope you've noticed that the distance between that dumb sign and the driveway is less than three feet.
Maybe the parking people and/or the sign people were drunk or hopped up on drugs when they came to Montreal Street to install this ridiculous item.
Let's not even talk about wasting money. I feel like organizing the neighbors to have a "take-down" party.
I got it! Those sign people must have also seen this cup that was sitting downtown on Portland Street. They obviously went and got some good free drugs, and then continued their important work of putting up ludicrous nonsensical signs on Munjoy Hill.
I'm glad I figured that out. I feel much better now about that sign.
Graffiti is nasty!
The fools who did this must have thought they were very clever.
They're idiots! And they've made an ugly mess. Obviously they have nothing better to do with their time, which is a sad thing. Just imagine, stomping around in white paint in the middle of the night.
Vandals that do this are a drain on society. It would be nice to catch them and force them to do something beneficial—like graffiti removal.
What a thought!
New pin
This is my new "precocious" pin. People like it, and so do I.
I'm not sure what the image is but I think it's some sort of neuron. That sounds good, doesn't it—like I know what I'm talking about?
I actually looked up a picture of a neuron and I'd say that's what it is. That high school biology is still stuck in there somewhere.
I got the pin at ferdinand, a delightful shop with handmade goods, located on Congress Street at the bottom of the hill near India Street.
They had a little basket filled with pins that had words and pictures on them. It was a lot of fun just browsing through and looking at all of them. It's a great store for gifts, either for a present for someone you know or for yourself. Hey, we all need to give ourselves presents every now and then. At least that's my philosophy.
Moola from Italia
My dear friend Vince, from oh so many years ago, sent me these incredible Roman coins.
He's a retired former Major Crimes Detective from Philadelphia, who now lives in sunny, humid Florida, playing lots of golf and loving it.
He said he'd been traveling in Italy and came across an area with a lot of pieces of lava. He picked up some of the lava and saw that there were coins embedded in it. He removed the coins and sent them off to me.
I've been working on cleaning them up. I know that if they are valuable coins, you shouldn't remove the patina. But they're not valuable, so I'm not concerned about that. I'm just interested in seeing the images that are on them.
I do a little cleaning and then I peer at them through my large ma
gnifying glass. It's fascinating to me.
I was thinking that I might want to make a bracelet or necklace from them. We shall see. But right now they're just neat to have around so I can look at them whenever I want to.
Politix lite (April 1, 2010)
On April Fool's Day the President of the United States of America paid a visit to Portland, Maine, a place that is quite fond of him.
I didn't even try to use my West End NEWS press credentials to get in for the speech. There were two reasons for this: The first is that I truly detest political speeches and the second was that my editor, Ed King, was inside.
It was a perfect spring day in Portland, and I was happy just being outside watching all of the goings on at the site where President Obama was coming to speak.
This lovely young woman and her parrot were standing behind me, and I turned around to take a few pictures of them.
I wanted you to see her Obama T-shirt, but I'm posting this second photo of them because it's such a nice shot of the parrot.
See what I mean?
Can you imagine losing this car?
When I returned to where I thought my car was parked (after the presidential excitment), it wasn't there! This is the car Ed King, editor/owner/publisher of the West End NEWS dubbed "the FlameMobile." I like that and think it's quite fitting. Aside from being a talented cartoonist, Ed is also very good with words. And we're not surprised.
Since no one in this country likes to take the blame for anything, I'll be a good American and blame the losing of my car on someone else. I can do whatever I like here and so I'm going to place the blame on a handsome young policeman who'd pulled up right behind me and double-parked. It was someone I knew, and I thought "Oh, there's Handsome Young Policeman."
We chatted for a couple of minutes and I walked up to the next street, looking for the person I was originally going to check in on, someone who wasn't there at that time. This was the street where I'd originally intended to look for a place to park. Perhaps that's why I returned to this street when I was leaving. I knew I'd parked there. I even had to walk an extra block to get there.
This was a first for me: losing my car! I'd locked my keys in my car once. And now I'd lost my car. I thought it might have been towed—or heaven forbid—stolen. Since I'm probably the only person in Portland without a cell phone, I was at a total disadvantage. It was also approaching five o'clock, so I was afraid I might not be able to reach Mary-Ellen Welch at the Midtown Policing Center. I thought of her as my savior. She'd be able to accomplish anything! She had magical powers!
But I did reach her! And that wonderful woman did save me. She came to get me. It wasn't far away, but for me it would have felt like walking ten miles because I'd taken a long walk earlier and I'd been on my feet for a couple of hours at the "event."
Another officer checked to see whether my car had been towed. The answer was negative. Mary-Ellen was going to drive me around that neighborhood (with her top down—it's a convertible) to see if we could locate the car.
Then we saw Handsome Young Policeman up ahead. That was good. I said "He'll know where I parked because I spoke to him right there."
He did know and he told us. It was one block west of where I thought, and I'd started walking east. So the car was found, in exactly the same spot where I'd parked it.
Thank goodness I'm beyond embarassment! (To me that's like the Dr. Seuss book Beyond Z.)
The next time I ran into Handsome Young Policeman, I told him I was going to blame him for the loss of my car, and that brat said: "Why, because you got twitterpated when you saw me?"
I said I was going to add him to my "stable." We like those clever, fresh wise guys. Another clever one was in the room and his comment was: "Why do you want hamburger when you can have steak?"
Do you think one of the two men on the right made that statement? And if so, which one?
I'd say the one with the Taser on his belt looks like steak!
And lest we forget, this is a reminder that April 15 is coming right up.